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Yanozuman! Tetsukun! Ryoto! Tennis! Rimono and Kishimera!
Bokkiri-muchinchin-nom-rifelm-da-onara!
Did you change your directionality?
Are you really going like that?
- My outfit hasn't changed. - You'll be seen.
Please be kind to me, Shini.
I don't want you to see me like this.
I brought my heart and soul with me,
but it's different because of you.
- What do you mean "heart and soul"? - Why did you bring a guitar?
It's not a guitar, it's a tune.
I'm going to play "Shounen Jidai" here,
and see if you remember it.
- Okay. - That's enough.
- What? - Do it!
- You did it for me. - No, it's okay.
It's "Shounen Jidai."
You said you wanted to see fireflies in the past,
- but you filmed a vlog just to see fireflies. - That's right.
- Today,
we're doing exactly the same thing.
It's "Shounen Jidai"'s famous poem,
Yabuketa Kutsushita.
As soon as I became an adult,
I couldn't take off my socks.
- Maybe you were in elementary school. - Don't you know what I mean?
- I really want to see it. - Do you really want to see it?
- Really? - I really want to see it.
Because if you take off both of your socks,
wouldn't you laugh a little?
I think it's a long vlog,
but we're going to do some exercise now.
I think we're going to do some exercise now.
- Shall we start? - Yes.
- First of all, this one. - What?
- Isn't it thick? - Isn't it thick? - Isn't it okay?
- This one is also my favorite. - Isn't it thick?
- What is this? What kind of picture is this? - It's strange.
- Where do you buy it?
- To be honest, I couldn't find anything but this.
- Your socks? - One by one.
- It's too difficult. - It looks good,
but it looks tough.
This is a three-pack.
In summer, I wear cheap socks.
I don't think this is GU at all.
But it may be in good condition.
- You don't use it much, do you? - No.
I think I got it from a viewer a few years ago.
I can see my finger.
- These are nails, right? - Yes, these socks are thin.
- These are nails, right? - Yes, they are thin.
Ta-dah!
- Wow! - Look at this!
- It's so thin. - It's nice.
- It's transparent. - It is.
- It's amazing, isn't it? - By the way,
- I think Tetsuya's ring finger is unique. - Oh, yes.
- I have a secret weapon. - It's like a scythe.
- I don't know what you are!
- Everyone, please be careful of miscommunication.
- If you get this little finger nail, you'll get a heart attack.
- That's right.
- Why do we have this?
- I think we can do it with two people.
- I think you can do it, Tetsuya. - I'll do my best.
- I'll wear it with you, Tetsuya.
- Wow!
- You can't wear it like that!
- Including my body weight,
- I have a lot of expectations.
- I think you can break this leather.
- I think I'll start wearing it about two years from now.
- I've washed it a lot,
- so I think I can do it easily.
- I think I can do it easily.
The four of us have decided to make a team.
One member of Tokai and one member of Yonemaru.
So, shall we play "Ultimate" now?
Well, it's not "Ultimate Court" so we're playing "Rules or Backs" now.
Oh, well, well...
Since we're doing a Vlog today, please don't say anything crazy.
- Let's get started. - Yes!
[Ultimate Court]
Excuse me, we're here!
- Alright! - I'm excited for this.
So, Tokai and Yonemaru...
- We're a team this time, right? - Yes!
So, besides us and Yonemaru...
There are five of us and our buddies in this team.
- We're a team of seven. - Seven of us.
- Oh, and "Ultimate" is forbidden inside. - Huh?
- A gym member came and said...
- "Ultimate" hurts a little so... - The floor?
- The floor... - Oh, no.
- That's right. - Well...
- Should we close it? - "Ultimate" is...
Wait, wait...
Can we hide it?
- It'll show up in the mosaic. - Yeah, yeah.
- In the previous part... - Huh?
- The mosaic... - Yeah!
It'd be tough if it didn't show up in the mosaic.
- It's really soft. - It's like a stomach infection.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- "Ultimate"! - "Ultimate"!
- It's like a little man sitting there. - Hahaha!
- Which one is it? - Oh, okay, okay.
- It's fine. - Hmm...
- For this, either of you gets 100 points. - Oh, no!
- So, anyway... - Let's do it!
- Let's start!
- We'll play basketball! - Yes!
- Basketball is okay! - We just played "UFO NIGHT"!
- Good night! - Good night!
UFO NIGHT
- Huh? - Oh no!
- Oh no!
- Let's get this over with! - Yeah!
- Let's go! - Yeah!
- Let's go!
- Yeah!
Sorry!
- Sorry! - Sorry!
Sorry!
Somebody, help me!
Sorry!
Idiot!
Taipan!
Go!
Come on, get up!
Nice!
Opposite!
This is Ryo!
Yabai!
Ah!
Yabai!
Take it easy!
1/4 is done, 1/4 is done.
It was moving a lot.
Can you see it?
Here we go. One, two... Please!
Oh, it stinks!
It's not broken.
It's hot.
This one is a little thin, so please!
Please!
Is it okay? It's not broken.
Let's go to the next one.
Please!
Here we go!
Oh!
It's shiny!
Are you ready?
This one!
It's not broken.
It's just sweaty.
But...
This one is the hardest one.
It's 1/100.
1/4 is done.
Really?
We have to finish it before it's 1/100.
Let's go!
Put your socks on!
Ready? Action!
Please!
I'm going to shoot!
It's crazy!
Really?
He did it!
Take this!
Good game!
Thank you!
Cheers!
Nice!
Good job!
Too good!
We turned the game around!
It's a pain in the ass.
Seriously...
This game...
It pays off.
This great game.
Nice!
Yes!
This is the moment!
We can't move!
Damn it!
It's stuck!
Can you do it?!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah!
Hey!
It didn't stop!
It's too fast!
Yes!
Wow!
(Laughs)
(Cheers)
End!
Thank you for letting me do it!
Do you have a moment?
(Sighs)
Absolutely number 91!
Buddy team wins!
After all, I think you will show a good response.
That's right.
But it doesn't matter if it's fun.
That's right.
Please end it with this!
I'm broken now.
Please!
Ha!
It only stinks.
Is it no good?
It's no good.
It's no good, isn't it?
Well, well, well.
Gya!
Look at it.
No, no.
It's ugly.
Here we go!
Don!
It's no good.
No, we have a chance.
Go! Please!
Oh!
I can see my nails quite a bit.
Your nails are coming out quite a bit.
It's coming out a lot.
Isn't it different from the beginning?
It's coming out a lot.
Ora!
Wow!
Your right thumb is no good.
It's sweating and sticking out.
It's coming out.
I can still do it.
Ta-da!
Ah!
Well...
Ha!
Oh, but...
It's not different from the beginning.
Because of my weight, my nails look like they're about to come off.
Well, it's about the same.
It's about thin.
Yes.
It's surprisingly strong.
By the way, where are we going next?
Next is...
Ryuhoku.
What?
It's outside.
I see.
Is it a sports field?
What a coincidence!
I think it's fun to exercise with everyone.
It's a good opportunity.
No, it's fun.
But it's a vlog, so the next scene is...
It's a scene where President Tetsuya treats everyone with Seventeen ice cream.
It's a vlog.
Do we need it?
In this scene?
It's probably used for eye-catching or something like that.
Well, everyone, do what you like.
Yes!
Thank you!
Ryuhoku, Ryuhoku!
Yes!
Anyway, this is...
Ryuhoku, do your best!
Good bye!
Mini-soccer, right?
Yes.
As you know, we've been cooking for 30 minutes.
Really?
No way!
Until 3 o'clock, right?
Our strategy for today is...
Oh, Yumemura asked about it.
If the opponent holds the ball, we'll win by sliding tackle.
Can we win by sliding tackle?
I don't know.
Let's do it!
Yes!
OK! We won't lose this time, too!
Yes!
Yumemura!
Nice!
Go!
Bad!
Bad! Go!
Don't make it funny!
Nice sliding!
I'll go and get Iku's knee.
I think Iku will lose it.
Nice!
Go!
Nice!
Slowly until Takeshi gets it!
I'll do my best!
Close!
I did it!
Don't do funny things!
You're really good at running!
That was close!
Go!
Not yet!
Yes!
Nice ball!
Second!
You don't have to score this time!
You don't have to score at all!
Yes!
Nice!
Second!
I'm nervous, but I'm excited!
Me too!
It might be important for the ball to go in.
I think it's broken.
Time's up!
What?
The last one to score wins!
It's hot! It's hot!
Can you do it?
I'm sorry!
My knees gave out!
Stand up!
I'm sorry!
Yes!
Awesome!
I heard it.
On the contrary, it's a story of who hasn't broken it.
It's true.
You said you didn't break it, but you said you were lazy.
First of all, I'll do it!
Please, the power of the torpedo!
Don't you have it?
I don't have it!
Your torpedo is broken.
But there are a lot of gravel in here.
I'm sure there's a hole in it!
It's dirty!
Oh!
But it's coming down.
It's dirty.
I'll do it!
What is this?
It's just blackened.
Go home and wash it, you bastard!
I'll do it!
Oh, no!
Mr. Genie is a great actor!
Oh, no!
Genie!
Oh!
It's damaging around here!
It's an annularorb!
Wow!
That's where you're holding with an annularorb!
With that darkian annularorb!
Hey, darky- handed!
Let's do it, Sir!
Oh!?
Oh!
We want to turn around, so let's do it.
I want to see you run 100m in 8 lanes in Tampanina.
Wait a minute, if you run 400m, you will die as a smart human being, right?
I will die, but even if we run together now, we will do it like a competition.
It seems like we will win in an instant.
Let's do it!
It really suits you.
It's really gross.
400 meters is ugly, isn't it?
I think it's amazing because we can run cool.
What happened to you, Taisho?
At first, I ran like this and ran for the last 100 meters.
I definitely want to tell you about it, but I can't do it.
I can't raise my head and shake my arms.
Since we have eight people, we can add two more people, so we will increase the number of people over there.
Let's do it!
It's like a short-distance athlete.
No matter what competition I participate in, I stand in the front and participate every time.
It's amazing.
How much of Yumemaru's running remains now?
I'm curious.
His form is very good.
I can't do it.
Shall we go?
Today is a chance to break the socks.
I want to leave a high score as a reference record, so I will do my best.
Let's do it!
See you later.
Let's do it!
Get ready!
Let's do it!
You guys are late!
What are you doing?
Are you underestimating the track and field?
You guys are crazy!
Wait a minute!
This is a civic competition for all ages!
It's a mix of old and new!
You guys are too loud!
He's getting excited!
Come here!
I'm gonna run over you!
Ouch!
I won't let you do that!
You guys are too slow!
I'm running!
I won't let you do that!
The cushion is protecting me!
It's thin, but...
It's just thin!
One chance!
You guys are too much!
Let's do 100!
Let's do it!
Let's do 400 and we'll do 200.
Who are "we"?
Let's do 400 and we'll do 200.
Let's have some fun!
Let's do it!
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
(Are you ready?)
(Go!)
(He caught up with them in less than a second!)
I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry!
(He can't catch up with them at all!)
(It's so close to losing!)
(It was a close call!)
[They're in a hurry]
It's dangerous!
- It's so hard! - It's so hard!
We lost 5 minutes.
We haven't broken any of our arms.
- I haven't broken any of mine either. - Yeah.
- You haven't broken any! - So what are we gonna do?
If we just watch this, we can't end it.
It's just a little more. But it's really just a little more.
But it's our toes, right? So I want you to move like this.
- Yeah. - Like...
- Like this? - Yeah!
- You're not supposed to play like that! - Like this!
If you fall from 400 meters, you won't do it.
- If you fall from 900 meters, you won't do it. - Yeah.
I'll be facing this way and closing my eyes.
So you guys can go around like this.
If you fall and you're moving, you won't do it.
- Isn't it just like you said? - Yeah.
- I want you to start first. - Yeah.
[Starting now!]
- Daruma-san... - Whoa! What's going on?
Ouch! It seriously hurts!
- Wait, everyone's wearing shoes! - Let's do it again.
- Daruma-san... - Whoa!
- fell... - Ouch!
- Let's do it again. - Why isn't it moving?!
- Let's do it again. - What?!
- Daruma-san... - Whoa!
- fell... - Ouch!
- Daruma-san... - Whoa!
- fell... - Ouch!
- Daruma-san... - Whoa!
[The next person is...]
I'm not moving!
[The final runner is... Motoki!]
I'm not moving!
[He's in the lead again!]
Ouch!
This is bad. My thighs are in the most pain.
This is bad.
Where do I stop? It's over!
It really hurts!
[Motoki's thigh hurts too!]
My legs are cramped and I can't move!
Alma-tan is coming!
Can you stay behind me like in squid game?
That hurt
You're last!
It's a tiger prawn!
What is that?
It's a tiger prawn!
Yeah!
Nice!
Shall we watch it?
Let's go!
Ta-dah!
I hope it hasn't changed
But it's tough from here
Tetsuya caught both of his feet
Wait, I don't know about that
That's amazing
It happened a lot, but what is it?
It didn't hurt as much as I thought it would
But it really hurt
Since it's a vlog
I'll go home first
I'm tired
Tetsuya is cold
Where did he go?
There he is!
Run, Tetsuya!
I can't do it
He said he can't do it
Is it because my body is weaker than when I was in my late 20s?
Tetsuya's conclusion came out
Tetsuya's conclusion came out!
What did you say?
Since elementary school students have more infinite energy than elementary school students,
elementary school students will die first due to consumption
So elementary school students and us will die first?
That's a bad impression
I'm sorry for the inconvenience
I'll let Ryo-kun choose his shoes and come back for a normal shoot
That's what happened today
If you're still worried about your broken shoes, please watch the ending
See you in tomorrow's video!
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[Today, we're going to show you how Ryo-san has been wearing socks for 3 weeks since the shoot.]
- How long has it been since the shoot? - 3 weeks.
- It's been 3 weeks. - That's right.
- Every time we shoot, Ryo-san wears socks for us. - Yeah.
- Were they torn? - Oh! The back!
- The socks! - No, it's been 3 weeks, right?
- I wore socks for all of the shoots. I washed them every day. - Yeah.
- They weren't torn! - No!
- Let's go! - I'm glad they were torn.
- They weren't torn! - The socks are strong!
- They're not torn! - Yes!